Oh, dear god....
I'm 15 minutes into The Last Airbender Movie. What a pile of dross XD
Hilarious dross, but dross nonetheless.
Now, I've loved Dev Patel ever since "Skins", but the rest of the cast is horrible. I am hitting the recreational hating hard. And all the exposition talk is so ham-fisted and awkward.
I mean, you guys warned me. But, mannnnnn... some of you must've been crushed this turned out so shit XD.
EDIT: OH MY GOD, AASIF MANDVI IS COMMANDER ZHAO, YE GODS, I CAN'T... I'M PISSING XDDDD
WHY DID THEY MAKE THE FIR NATION MILDLY INDIAN IN SEMI-JAPANESE ARMOUR, IF I MAY ASK? WHY IS AANG CLEARLY A WHITE KID FROM A FLY-OVER STATE? WHY IS SOKKA THE UNFUNNIEST BIT OF SPOILSPORT THAT EVER WAS AND A VAMPIRE?
I'M PISSING XDDDD AASIF. I EXPECT HIM TO GO "JOHN!" ANY SECOND
And they're pronouncing EVERYTHING wrong. is it too much to ask to actually watch teh bloody show?
Aahhng, AHvatar, SOHka, Uncle Eeeh-roh, and Agni Keeeeh Duel...
EDIT LE DEUX: BILLY CONOLLY! WILL THE FUNNY NEVER STOP?!?!?! (except for that bit where I haven't laughed ONCE when teh movie might have intended me to. It is as entertaining as watchin bread grow mould)