I'm 15 minutes into The Last Airbender Movie. What a pile of dross XD
Hilarious dross, but dross nonetheless.
Now, I've loved Dev Patel ever since "Skins", but the rest of the cast is horrible. I am hitting the recreational hating hard. And all the exposition talk is so ham-fisted and awkward.
I mean, you guys warned me. But, mannnnnn... some of you must've been crushed this turned out so shit XD.
EDIT: OH MY GOD, AASIF MANDVI IS COMMANDER ZHAO, YE GODS, I CAN'T... I'M PISSING XDDDD
WHY DID THEY MAKE THE FIR NATION MILDLY INDIAN IN SEMI-JAPANESE ARMOUR, IF I MAY ASK? WHY IS AANG CLEARLY A WHITE KID FROM A FLY-OVER STATE? WHY IS SOKKA THE UNFUNNIEST BIT OF SPOILSPORT THAT EVER WAS AND A VAMPIRE?
I'M PISSING XDDDD AASIF. I EXPECT HIM TO GO "JOHN!" ANY SECOND
And they're pronouncing EVERYTHING wrong. is it too much to ask to actually watch teh bloody show?
Aahhng, AHvatar, SOHka, Uncle Eeeh-roh, and Agni Keeeeh Duel...
EDIT LE DEUX: BILLY CONOLLY! WILL THE FUNNY NEVER STOP?!?!?! (except for that bit where I haven't laughed ONCE when teh movie might have intended me to. It is as entertaining as watchin bread grow mould)









The version on this movie that I hallucinated while in the theater is actually quite a hilarious farce. It's quite sad that everyone else in the theater had to watch the real version. I just don't know how you make a more horrible movie. They screwed up the writing, the plot lines, the characterization, the casting, the location choices, the CG choices, the angles, the lighting, the music. How do you screw up everything? How? I am still baffled. I'm glad you're enjoying all the bad though.
Zuzu taught me well.
I was running my own head-canon, as well. I've also devised he driest drinking game in the history of 16 year-olds and tequila by decreeing that there shall be drinking every time Soak-ah smiles, and chucking when he cracks a joke.
Noah Ringer wasn't too terrible, though, for a kid who's never been in movies before. At least he did most of his own stunts.
Other than that...YES. CRUSHED. INTO TINY PIECES. With a tiny bit of optimism. XD