Actually... :HP:

.. this IS a contest.

In my own private little post-DH world, Ron and Hermione get married several years before Harry and Ginny.

So, naturaly, this is the tasteful special version of their thank-you card Ron has made for his best friend and little sister.

In case you can't read Hermione's text, it says:

"...and he did it just for you two.
Classy.
I know you expect me to say something sensible and mature now. But I won't.
Honestly, do try to keep up.
-Hermione-"

Silly? Why, yes. This is just the way my mind works.